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delkios:

Lot of comic stuff on my dash lately and it’s made me think of issue 17 of the Jaime’s original run.  It’s basically has everything that made the title great in one issue and, to me anyway, is the single greatest comic issue ever written.  If I thought there was a chance, I would buy this issue just to get John Rogers and Rafael Albuquerque’s autographs and frame it I love this issue so much.  So I thought I’d share some of my favorite moments with everyone else.

I once told a joke about a straight person.

They came after me in droves.

Each one singing the same:

Don’t fight fire with fire.

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What they mean is: Don’t fight fire with anything.

Do not fight fire with water.

Do not fight fire with foam.

Do not evacuate the people.

Do not sound the alarms.

Do not crawl coughing and choking and spluttering to safety.

Do not barricade the door with damp towels.

Do not wave a white flag out of the window.

Do not take the plunge from several storeys up.

Do not shed a tear for your lover trapped behind a wall of flame.

Do not curse the combination of fuel, heat, and oxygen.

Do not ask why the fire fighters are not coming.

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When they say: Don’t fight fire with fire.

What they mean is: Stand and burn.

Stand and Burn by Claudia Boleyn.  (via claudiaboleyn)
skrelp:

jackiedenardo:

HELLA YEAH

she actually lost first place and is in third, so you all should keep voting for her to at least beat racist katy perry!!

I’m a spy. Not some rooftop-jumping archer, shield-wielding super-soldier or shiny-metal philanthrobot.

(Source: wintersoldiers)

daggerpen:

slaughterhouse-ninetwofive:

albinwonderland:

ediebrit:

oh my fucking god

huge fucking trigger warning but oh my god

shots. fucking. fired.

TW for rape, but holy shit.

mazarinedrake:

I do want to note that a Particular Scene about halfway to two thirds into the movie apparently made my mom have Actual Flashbacks to watching her boyfriend have a heart attack and receive treatment from the EMTs, so, uh. Maybe consider this a content warning for medical…

johannathemad:

yes, Livy. u can have your wedding dress. bUT YOU’LL HAVE TO WEAR CONVERSE

johannathemad:

yes, Livy. u can have your wedding dress. bUT YOU’LL HAVE TO WEAR CONVERSE

methhomework:

adriofthedead:

strongblackwomankin:

strawberryr:

burgerhime:

yifflord:

groupinou:

AMERICANS: name every canadian province

Hockey

Quebec

Totoro

Alaska

Quebec 2

Degrassi

Vermont

(Source: mawiler)

gayturians:

lyraffect:

gayturians:

once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

go big or go home

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